The Pretenders Album: «Pretenders»

- Customers rating: (4.7 of 5)
- Title:Pretenders
- Release date:2006-10-03
- Type:Audio CD
- Label:Rhino
- UPC:081227417826
- 1 - 1Precious [Disc 1]
- 1 - 2The Phone Call [Disc 1]
- 1 - 3Up The Neck [Disc 1]
- 1 - 4Tattooed Love Boys [Disc 1]
- 1 - 5Space Invader [Disc 1]
- 1 - 6The Wait [Disc 1]
- 1 - 7Stop Your Sobbing [Disc 1]
- 1 - 8Kid [Disc 1]
- 1 - 9Private Life [Disc 1]
- 1 - 10Brass In Pocket [Disc 1]
- 1 - 11Lovers of Today [Disc 1]
- 1 - 12Mystery Achievement [Disc 1]
- 2 - 1Cuban Slide (outtake) [Disc 2]
- 2 - 2Porcelain [Disc 2]
- 2 - 3The Wait (demo) [Disc 2]
- 2 - 4I Can't Control Myself (demo) [Disc 2]
- 2 - 5Nervous But Shy [Disc 2]
- 2 - 6Swinging London [Disc 2]
- 2 - 7Brass In Pocket (demo) [Disc 2]
- 2 - 8Kid (demo) [Disc 2]
- 2 - 9Stop Your Sobbing (demo) [Disc 2]
- 2 - 10Tequila (demo) [Disc 2]
- 2 - 11I Need Somebody (live BBC) [Disc 2]
- 2 - 12Mystery Achievement (live BBC) [Disc 2]
- 2 - 13Precious (live) [Disc 2]
- 2 - 14The Phone Call (live) [Disc 2]
- 2 - 15Tattooed Love Boys (live) [Disc 2]
- 2 - 16Sabre Dance (live) [Disc 2]
The problem with the first Pretenders record was that it was so damn good it set expectations of the band incredibly high, and Scott & Farndon cracked under pressure.
In this album, you have the perfect mix of four musicians at a time when it was satori for them to get together.
First,Chrissie, who was at here cocky I'm-a-woman-of-the-world-and I'll-kick-your-ass-if-you-abuse-me-again best voice, sounds like a dominatrix with a hidden heart of gold & not the PETA militant we get now (although you can see it coming on this album, but it seems like it would be more). She has the perfect balance of rage AND sensitivity on this album. It's watching oragami fragile idealism wrapped in Kevlar armor with leather & studs over it. It's fascinating as to how the combo got wedded together. She sings tender-but-wary ballads ("Kid") along side of fever sex dreams that show that the mystery of sex still outweighs the mistrust ("Mystery Achievement", "Up The Neck", "The Wait") and tales of survival ("Tatooed Love Boys", "The Phone Call") & confidence ("Brass In Pocket", "Private Life").
Secondly, you have James-Honeyman Scott. Why, oh why, you a**hole did you have to O.D.? Didn't you know you were probably the greatest new wave guitar player this side of Tom Verlaine?
Lastly, you had Farndon & Chambers. It's such a cliche to put the rythm section together, but they really did work as a unit. Like Scott, they mixed the best old school with a brave new edge of the new. Best of all, they were learned in the thump of R&B which kicked the Pretenders to the top of the heap in playing. Having been an O.P. (origional punker) in those days, let me tell you, it wasn't the snottiness or the aggression that made bands bad, it was the fact that they didn't GROOVE. These guys, however, had it in SPADES. Tragically, Petey decided to follow Jimmie & loaded the essence of poppy flower in his veins once too many times. So, after one more album, Chambers sounded lost without his groove mate.
One of the other reviewers was talking about the philosophy that old school punk was an attitude. This is SOOO true. This album was the first living proof that you could sell an album with it. It just took street smarts.
A classic.
The Pretenders - The Pretenders (AFZ 052)
This CD has two issues:
1. A "phone ring" sound effect is missing from the song "The Phone Call".
Steve had stated that the master tape did not have the sound effects on it. The sound effects were to be "flown in" using a digital workstation.
From an email that I received from Marshall:
"As to the ringtone, we used the original English master, which did not have the phone ring. The ring was added later."
2. The disc has compression on it that is not found on the original Sire CD. Regardless of ones opinion of the sound, AF CDs should not have compression on them, per the statement on each CD "The original dynamic range of this recording has not been maximized, brickwalled, limited or compressed in any way during remastering".
Steve was not around the forum during the discovery of the issues by forum members. A few weeks prior to the discovery, he had stated that his PC "blew up" and that he wouldn't be around for awhile. He came back to the forum after a few days of discussion regarding the issues on this CD and said this:
"Hi everyone,
So how do we like the Pretenders so far?
Kidding.
Obviously I can't talk about it.
If you like the sound of the disk, keep it and enjoy it.
If you are on the fence and sort of like it or are a collector, keep it as a unique item.
If you don't like what happened to it, just return it as defective, it's sold out of the run anyway.
Trust me, this FUBAR situation won't happen again on anything I master. This is not AF's fault.
Once again, if you like it, keep it, if you don't, return it as defective.
Please don't ask me any more questions as I can't answer them."
If you're thinking of buying the Audio Fidelity version because you believe it won't have any compression, don't because it does. Despite the marketing claims on the cover there is compression. The cover states "The original dynamic range of this recording was not maximized, brickwalled, limited, or compressed in anyway during remastering." Just put up Space Invader (as and example) from this release in any garden variety audio editing program and compare it to the 1980's cd version and you'll see that some substantial limiting and compression has be done.
Audio Fidelity and Steve Hoffman have really tarnished their image with this one, and the fact that emails to AF have not been answered makes me think they don't care what they're selling. So if the 'no compression' thing is deceptive, what else about this reissue also is? Is it from the master tapes? Personally, I'm not going to buy anymore AF or Hoffman releases because I don't like being lied to and I no longer trust them.
BTW, the one star is for the AF release, not the music which is 5 stars all the way.
This is an absolute stunner of a debut album with an incredible band that meshes together in an amazing chemistry rarely found in rock. Bassist Pete Farndon, unsung drum hero Martin Chambers, and especially guitar wizard James Honeyman Scott provide the perfect vehicle for Chrissie Hynde to get her point across. (I find it just amazing that what with all the great bands coming out of England in the late 70's that these guys were not already in another band.)
The album starts with the barely under control thrash of Precious, truly a legendary song. Chrissie wonders if she is pregnant, says a couple of naughty words, and in the end decides so what lets rock. Musician magazine once speculated that this is the greatest use of the f-word in rock history. Hard to believe now, but this attitude from the women's point of view was considered so shocking at the time--1980. (I just remember that I was nearly kicked off my college radio station for playing this song in 1982)
The rest of the first side has some more great thrash punk songs in The Wait and Up the Neck, but the centerpiece of the first half is definitely Tattooed Love Boys. Check out James Honeyman-Scott's short but inventive solo and especially Martin Chamber's drum part--this track has got to have the greatest drumming of any punk/new wave song ever recorded. (as a previous reviewer noted, it is not 4/4 time but some weird 7/5 time that is virtually impossible to play)
The 2nd half features the tender side of Chrissie's songwriting with Kid (the sequel to Precious?) and the hit Brass In Pocket. The beauty of the 2nd side is in sharp contrast to the 1rst side.
This version of the band would only last for one more album before ending tragically so I strongly suggest if you are any kind of a fan of post punk to give this record a listen. The importance of Chrissie Hynde cannot be understated--she virtually alone proved that chicks can rock (intelligently and it is OK for a guy to listen)
The Pretender's first LP is one of the single greatest debut albums ever. Chrissie Hynde snarls when she wants to and doesn't feel the need to paint herself into a struggling female, instead a strong human. The Pretenders don't paint within the lines, instead coloring their first album with a range of influences from ballsy punk ("Precious") to vampy R&B ("Brass In Pocket"). Few albums make punk rock this accessible and immediately appealing. One of the greatest of all time and a massive entry in the rock and roll history books. Best tracks: "Precious," "Kid," "Stop Your Sobbing," "Brass In Pocket" Rating: 10/10