I used to go out with all of my friends we had us some good times I never thought they would end But then I met you and I can't forget the day You convinced me to settle down and change my ways All of my frineds stopped coming around and I started dressing the way you liked Then one day I took a look in the mirror and it was then I realized You're my Yoko Ono You're the one who makes all the rules You're my Yoko Ono and I'm just your fool Tonight for dinner we had salad once again after years of eating meat I'm now a vegetarian And I finally got that haircut you been talking about you said everyone had one and I shouldn't be left out