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(This Song's Just) Six Words Long |
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3:37 |
1988 |
1 |
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A Complicated Song |
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2003 |
1 |
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Aardvark |
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1988 |
1 |
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Achy Breaky Song |
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3:24 |
1993 |
2 |
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Addicted To Spuds |
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1986 |
3 |
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Airline Amy |
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1992 |
1 |
| . |
Albuquerque |
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11:26 |
1999 |
1 |
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Alimony |
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1988 |
1 |
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Alligator |
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1988 |
1 |
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Amish Paradise |
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1996 |
1 |
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Amoeba |
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1988 |
1 |
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Angry White Boy Polka |
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2003 |
1 |
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Another One Rides The Bus |
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1983 |
1 |
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Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars |
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1989 |
1 |
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Avocado |
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Baby Likes Burping |
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Bedrock Anthem |
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1993 |
3 |
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Belvedere Cruising |
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| . |
Bob |
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2:29 |
2003 |
1 |
| . |
Bohemian Polka |
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3:40 |
1993 |
1 |
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Born To Be Mild |
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Buckingham Blues |
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1983 |
1 |
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Burger King |
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| . |
Buy Me A Condo |
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3:51 |
1984 |
1 |
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CNR |
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Cable TV |
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1985 |
2 |
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Callin' In Sick |
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1996 |
1 |
| . |
Canadian Idiot |
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2:26 |
2006 |
1 |
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Carnival Of The Animals Part Two, Introduction |
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1988 |
1 |
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Cavity Search |
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1996 |
1 |
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Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios |
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Chicken Pot Pie |
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| . |
Christmas At Ground Zero |
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3:09 |
1986 |
2 |
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Christmas Memories Of "Weird Al" Yankovic |
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| . |
Close But No Cigar |
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3:58 |
2006 |
1 |
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Cockroaches |
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1988 |
1 |
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Confessions Part III |
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2006 |
1 |
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Couch Potato |
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4:18 |
2003 |
1 |
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Craigslist |
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Crampton Comes Alive |
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| . |
Dare to Be Stupid |
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3:25 |
1985 |
2 |
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Dead Car Battery Blues |
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| . |
Do I Creep You Out |
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2:49 |
2006 |
1 |
| . |
Dog Eat Dog |
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3:42 |
1986 |
1 |
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Don't Download This Song |
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3:57 |
2006 |
1 |
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Don't Touch That |
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Don't Wear Those Shoes |
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1986 |
1 |
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Don't You Forget About Meat |
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Dr. Demento Radio Promo |
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Dr. Demento's 15th Anniversary Special |
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| . |
Eat It |
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3:25 |
1984 |
3 |
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Everything You Know Is Wrong |
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1996 |
1 |
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Fast Food |
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| . |
Fat |
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3:38 |
1988 |
3 |
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Fatter |
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Finale |
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1988 |
1 |
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Flatbush Avenue |
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Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 01 |
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Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 02 |
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Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 03 |
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Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 04 |
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Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 05 |
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Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 06 |
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Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 07 |
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Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 08 |
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Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 09 |
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Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 10 |
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Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 11 |
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Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 12 |
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Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 13 |
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Frank's 2000" TV |
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1993 |
2 |
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Free Delivery |
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Fun Zone |
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1989 |
1 |
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Gandhi II |
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1989 |
1 |
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Gee, I'm A Nerd |
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Generic Blues |
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1989 |
1 |
| . |
Genius In France |
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8:56 |
2003 |
1 |
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George of the Jungle |
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1985 |
1 |
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Germs |
. |
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1999 |
1 |
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Girls Just Want to Have Lunch |
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2:46 |
1985 |
1 |
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Good Enough For Now |
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1986 |
1 |
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Good Old Days |
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1988 |
1 |
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Gotta Boogie |
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1983 |
1 |
| . |
Grapefruit Diet |
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3:33 |
1999 |
1 |
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Gravy On You |
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Green Eggs And Ham |
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Gump |
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1996 |
1 |
| . |
Happy Birthday |
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2:26 |
1983 |
1 |
| . |
Hardware Store |
. |
3:44 |
2003 |
1 |
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Harvey The Wonder Hamster |
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1993 |
1 |
| . |
Headline News |
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1994 |
1 |
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Here's Johnny |
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1986 |
2 |
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Hit Me With A Rock |
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Holiday Greetings 1987 |
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Holiday Greetings 1988 |
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Homer And Marge |
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2007 |
1 |
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Hooked on Polkas |
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1985 |
1 |
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Hooker On A Corner |
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Hot Rocks Polka |
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1989 |
1 |
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Hummingbirds |
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1988 |
1 |
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I Can't Watch This |
. |
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1992 |
2 |
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I Feel Like Throwin' Up |
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| . |
I Lost On Jeopardy |
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3:27 |
1984 |
3 |
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I Love Rocky Road |
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2:34 |
1983 |
2 |
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I Remember Larry |
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1996 |
1 |
| . |
I Think I'm A Clone Now |
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3:20 |
1988 |
1 |
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I Want a New Duck |
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1985 |
1 |
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I Was Only Kidding |
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1992 |
1 |
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I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead |
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1983 |
1 |
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I'll Repair For You (A Theme For Home Improvement) |
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I'll Repair for You |
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| . |
I'll Sue Ya |
. |
3:54 |
2006 |
1 |
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I'm So Sick Of You |
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1996 |
1 |
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If I Could Make Love To A Bottle |
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Iguana |
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1988 |
1 |
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Introduction |
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Introduction - Carnival Of The Animals Part Two |
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Isle Thing |
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1989 |
1 |
| . |
It's All About The Pentiums |
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3:38 |
1999 |
1 |
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It's Moldy Now |
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It's Still Billy Joel to Me |
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| . |
Jerry Springer |
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2:50 |
1999 |
1 |
| . |
Jurassic Park |
. |
3:55 |
1993 |
2 |
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Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion |
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| . |
King Of Suede |
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1984 |
1 |
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Lasagna |
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1988 |
3 |
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Laundry Day |
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Leisure Suit Serenade |
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Let Me Be Your Hog |
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1989 |
1 |
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Like a Surgeon |
. |
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1985 |
2 |
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Livin' In The Fridge |
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1993 |
1 |
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Living With A Hernia |
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1986 |
2 |
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Matter Of Crust |
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Melanie |
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1988 |
1 |
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Midnight Star |
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1984 |
1 |
| . |
Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies |
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1989 |
3 |
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Money For Nothingbeverly Hillbillies |
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| . |
Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung |
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1:54 |
1983 |
1 |
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Mr. Popeil |
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1984 |
1 |
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My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder |
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1999 |
1 |
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My Bologna |
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1983 |
2 |
| . |
Nature Trail To Hell |
|
5:51 |
1984 |
1 |
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Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me |
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Nobody Here But Us Frogs |
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| . |
Ode To A Superhero |
. |
4:53 |
2003 |
1 |
| . |
One More Minute |
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4:06 |
1985 |
2 |
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One Of Those Days |
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1986 |
1 |
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Pacman |
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| . |
Pancreas |
. |
3:51 |
2006 |
1 |
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Party At The Leper Colony |
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2003 |
1 |
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Peter And The Wolf |
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1988 |
1 |
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Phony Calls |
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1996 |
1 |
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Pigeons |
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1988 |
1 |
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Polka Party! |
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1986 |
1 |
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Polka Patterns |
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Polka Power! |
. |
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1999 |
1 |
| . |
Polka Your Eyes Out |
. |
3:54 |
1992 |
2 |
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Polkamon |
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Polkarama! |
. |
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2006 |
1 |
| . |
Polkas On 45 |
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4:19 |
1984 |
1 |
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Poodle |
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1988 |
1 |
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Pretty Fly (For A Rabbi) |
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1999 |
1 |
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Put On Your Squid Hat |
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Realradio 104.1 |
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| . |
Ricky |
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2:39 |
1983 |
3 |
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Ringtone |
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School Cafeteria |
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School Cafeteria (Alternative Version) |
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School Cafeteria - Version 1 |
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School Cafeteria - Version 2 |
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Shark |
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1988 |
1 |
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She Drives Like Crazy |
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1989 |
1 |
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She Never Told Me She Was A Mime |
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1993 |
1 |
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Since You've Been Gone |
. |
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1996 |
1 |
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Skipper Dan |
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Slime Creatures from Outer Space |
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1985 |
1 |
| . |
Smells Like Nirvana |
. |
3:46 |
1992 |
2 |
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Snack All Night |
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Snails |
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1988 |
1 |
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Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut |
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| . |
Spam |
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2:59 |
1989 |
2 |
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Spameater |
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Spatula City |
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1989 |
1 |
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Spy Hard (Theme From The Motion Picture Spy Hard) |
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Star Wars Cantina |
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Star Wars Copa Cabana |
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Star Wars Gangsta Rap |
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Steak Number 3 |
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Stop Draggin' My Car Around |
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1983 |
1 |
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Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White |
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1988 |
1 |
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Such A Groovy Guy |
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1983 |
1 |
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Syndicated Inc. |
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1996 |
1 |
| . |
Taco Grande |
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3:48 |
1992 |
2 |
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Take Me Down |
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Take Me To The Liver |
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Take The & Quot;l & Quot;out Of Liver |
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Take The L Out Of Liver |
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Talk Soup |
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1993 |
2 |
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That Boy Could Dance |
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1984 |
1 |
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The Alternative Polka |
. |
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1996 |
1 |
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The Backwards Section From Nature Trail To Hell |
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The Ballad Of Kent Marlow |
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The Beer Song |
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The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota |
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1989 |
1 |
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The Brady Bunch |
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1984 |
2 |
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The Check's In The Mail |
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1983 |
1 |
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The Night Santa Went Crazy |
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1996 |
1 |
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The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory) |
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The Plumbing Song |
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1992 |
1 |
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The Rye And The Kaiser |
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The Saga Begins |
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1999 |
1 |
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The Weird Al Show Theme |
. |
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1999 |
1 |
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The White Stuff |
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1992 |
2 |
| . |
Theme From Rocky XIII |
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3:35 |
1984 |
2 |
| . |
This Is the Life |
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3:03 |
1985 |
2 |
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Title Of The Song In Question |
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Toothless People |
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1986 |
1 |
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Traffic Jam |
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1993 |
1 |
| . |
Trapped In The Drive-Thru |
. |
10:54 |
2006 |
1 |
| . |
Trash Day |
. |
3:11 |
2003 |
1 |
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Trigger Happy |
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1992 |
1 |
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Truck Drivin' Song |
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1999 |
1 |
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Twister |
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1988 |
1 |
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UHF |
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1989 |
3 |
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Unicorn |
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1988 |
1 |
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Velvet Elvis |
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1988 |
1 |
| . |
Virus Alert |
. |
3:49 |
2006 |
1 |
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Vulture |
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1988 |
1 |
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Waffle King |
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1993 |
1 |
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Wanna B Ur Lovr |
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2003 |
1 |
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We Got The Beef |
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| . |
Weasel Stomping Day |
. |
1:37 |
2006 |
1 |
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Whatever You Like |
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When I Was Your Age |
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1992 |
1 |
| . |
White & Nerdy |
. |
2:53 |
2006 |
1 |
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Whole Lotta Lunch |
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| . |
Why Does This Always Happen To Me? |
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4:52 |
2003 |
1 |
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Won't Eat Prunes Again |
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| . |
Yoda |
. |
3:57 |
1985 |
2 |
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Yoda Chant |
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| . |
You Don't Love Me Anymore |
. |
14:14 |
1992 |
2 |
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You Don't Take Your Showers |
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You Make Me |
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1988 |
1 |
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You're Pitiful (Intended for "Straight Outta Lynwood", but approval was rescinded by Atlantic Records, James Blunt's record company)
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. |
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Young, Dumb Ugly |
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Young, Dumb and Ugly |
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1993 |
1 |
| . |
Your Horoscope For Today |
. |
4:02 |
1999 |
1 |
| . |
eBay |
. |
3:36 |
2003 |
1 |
