Well it's true that we love one another
I love Jack White like a little brother
Well Holly I love you too
But there's just so much that I don't know about you

Jack give me some money to pay my bills
All the dough I give you Holly
You been usin' on pain pills
Jack will you call me if you're able?
I got your phone number written
In the back of my bible
Jack I think your pulling my leg
And I think maybe I better ask Meg
Meg, do you think Jack really loves me?
You know, I don't care becauseJack really bugs me
Why don't you ask him now?
Well I would but Meg
I really just don't know how
Just say "Jack, do you adore me?"
Well I would Holly but love really bores me
Then I guess we should just be friends
I'm just kidding HollyYou know that I'll love you 'til the end

Well it's true that we love one another
I love Jack White like a little brother
Well Holly I love you too
But there's just so much that I don't know about you
Holly give me some of your English lovin'
If I did that Jack I'd have one in the oven
Why don't you go off and love yourself?
If I did that Holly, there won't be anything
Left for anybody else
Jack it's too bad about the way that you look
You know I gave that horse a carrot
So he'd break your foot
Will the two of you cut it out?
And tell 'em what it's really all about

Well it's true that we love one another
I love Jack White like a little brother
Well Holly I love you too
But there's just so much that I don't know about you