Yah-hee, icky thump,
Who'da thunk?
Sittin' drunk on a wagon to Mexico.
Ah, well, what a chump,
Well, my head got a bump when I hit it on the radio.
Redhead señorita looking dead came and said,
"Need a bed?", en español.
I said, "Gimme a drink of water,
I'm gonna sing around the colla'
And I don't need a microphone."
Icky thump with a lump in my throat,
Grabbed my coat and I was freakin'I was ready to go.
And I swear besides the hair,
She had one white eye, One blank stare,
Lookin' up, lyin' there.On the stand near her hand was a candy cane,
Black rum, sugar cane, dry ice, something strange.
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White Americans, what? Nothing better to do?
Why don't you kick yourself out? You're an immigrant, too.
Who's using who? What should we do?
Well, you can't be a pimp and a prostitute, too.

Icky thump, handcuffed to a bunk, robbed blind,
Looked around and there was nobody else.
Left alone, I hit myself with a stone,
Went home and learned how to clean up after myself.
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