Top 10 Songs That Should Have Been In “Guitar Hero Rocks the 80s”

10. Twisted Sister - "We're Not Gonna Take It" Possessing the greatest guitar solo in the history of recorded music (which is literally just the melody again with two bent notes), setting this vicious anti-establishment anthem on "Easy" would finally allow infants and animals to play the game. 9. LL Cool J - "Going Back to Cali" Because hip-hop is a relatively new phenomenon, you're going to have to sort of explain it to people; the green button plays the word "fly," red is "fresh," blue is "Cali," yellow is "romancin'," orange is "I'm rappin'," and the whammy bar increases the size of your Adidas sweatsuit. 8. Pixies - "Debaser" Two minutes of sheer brute force, padded by a five-minute game-added solo to keep it from (god forbid) being under seven minutes long. Also, after you finish the song, another character in the game rips you off and becomes a whole lot more popular, then kills himself, then reappears in the 2009 PS3 game "Guitar Hero Rocks Every Top 100 List Ever Made." You then get really fat. 7. Kenny Loggins - Movie Medley A rapid-fire assault of unforgettable 80s opening-sequence themes, opening with "Danger Zone" into "I'm Alright" into "Footloose" and then closing with "Danny's Song," which wasn't in a movie, but, you know, who doesn't like "Danny's Song?" 6. Soft Cell - "Tainted Love" There aren't really any guitars in this song, but having it in the game would allow you to listen to a decent sound-alike of a tune everybody enjoys, and as long as you don't play any notes, you get 100%. 5. The Replacements - "I Will Dare" As you're playing this jangly, upbeat alternative rocker, an actual 80s college begins to form around you; if you manage to five-star it on Expert, your character then literally attends the University of Minnesota for four years, which occurs in the game in real time, though if you're connected online, you can swap R.E.M. and Hüsker Dü LPs with other students. 4. Miller/Boyette Productions - "Perfect Strangers" Theme Song Got a proble
	Published: 2007-07-26 Provider: Best Week Ever
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