| Ruben Studdard, that big ole Teddy Bear that won American Idol, got married. I actually was surprised that he wasn't already married. One of his songs from last year, called "Change Me", is a song that so perfectly captures the frustrations of having a ball-n-chain, I just assumed he was singing about his naggy wife! Look at some of the lyrics: How would you like it if I talked about your skin The way you wear your hair (oh girl) Would u like if I talked about your butt Or once a month Turned into someone that was hard to love... What if I talked about your face in the morning Cause we know that u aint cute in the morning If that picture, and the song, is any indication, he's in for a world of hurt when his wifey gets her "once a month"! ONCE A MONTH! |