Many a hand scaled the grand old face of the plateau
Some belonged to strangers, some to folks you know
Holy ghosts and talk show hosts are planted in the sand
To beautify the foothills, and shake the many hands
Nothing on top but a bucket and a mop And an illustrated book about birds
See a lot up there but don't be scared
Who needs action when you got words When you've finished with the mop then you can stop
And look at what you've done
The plateau's clean, no dirt to be seen And the work it took was fun
Many a hand began to scan around for the next plateau
Some say it was greenland, and some say mexico
Others decided it was nowhere except for where they stood
But those were all just guesses, wouldn't help you if they could