*Man walks up the stairs, goes into the house & shuts the door*

Woman: Where have you been?
Man: Damn, dam girl. Why didn't you tell me the elevator was broke?
Woman: What took you so long?
Man: Had to climb 3, 4 flights of steps. What's up?
Woman: All I asked was to get the Nellyville CD.
Man: Yeah, yeah, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Woman: How hard was that?
Man: Why you actin' mad? I'm the one runnin' around lookin' for the album...
Woman: Because I've been in this apartment for a long time waitin' on your
ass. I don't watch Jenny Jones, Montel, Judge Judy...
Man: What you mean it took so long? I've only been gone for...shit what? 1,
2, 3 hours, I wasn't even gone for that long. Okay, okay look baby,I got
it calm down.

Woman: What you had to go to St. Louis to get the muthafuckin' CD? What was so hard
about that?
Man: Drink some champaign.Woman: I don't want no damn champaign. Where's is the Nellyville?
Man: Sayin' bubble bath, Gettin' it on, I hit that ass...(sniffles)
Woman: Whatever. Where's the CD?
Man: Just chill out, You' know what I mean, yeah I got the Nelly for you'Yeah, I got it.
I'm gonna put this on... yeah, I hope you don't mind the clean version.
Woman: The clean version?! What?!Man: Man, this is all they had,
Woman: What you think this is rated PG?
Man: Look baby, look I can cuss, I can cuss for everybody.
Don't you worry about the cussin'.
Woman: You think we at the Prom... What the fuck is wrong with you?
Man: There's gonnna be plenty of bad words sayin' up in...
Woman: Whatever. You know what? Get me out of this small ass, hot ass apartment anyways!
Men: Where you think your goin"?
Woman: Where's my shit at? Give me my coat, I;m ready to go.
Man: Oh. So your just gonna Nsync a bro, You're just...
Woman:BYE!
Man:Well go ahead & just go & the truth remains
Hey, that's arite-Cause I hope you fall down them stairs, you & your gucci shoes!