When Michael Bolton Loves A Women, He Takes The Most Hilarious Picture In The World With Her

There's so much to love about the following London Fog ad (and my new desktop wallpaper) featuring Michael Bolton wrapping his fiancee Nicolette Sheridan in a trench coat, I really don't even know where to begin. So let's just go from top to bottom (hey-O!), shall we? First all, Michael's expression: he looks like a soft-rock Greek God who's pissed off about being constipated. Full-size image and further commentary after the jump! Secondly, why is she naked? Is he some kind of weird reverse-flasher who rolls up to school playgrounds and shows off his 44 year-old lady's still-firm buttocks? If so, weird. If not, still weird. And really, when did London Fog get so racy? Are they trying to re-brand themselves from being the favorite rainy-day option for teachers and accountants into the sexy swinging lifestyle apparel of aging exhibitionists? Again, weird. And gross. Anyway, I think I speak for us all when I say unto Michael Bolton: get a room and keep it there, soft rock.
	Published: 2008-03-06 Provider: Best Week Ever
Keywords: Entertainment