Okay, this guy walks into a bar
No, I'm just, I'm just f**king with you, I'm kidding
No, there's this, this young bull and this old bull
And they're standing on top of a hill
And I tried to tell you before
That that's why I left California

So they're standing on top of this hill, right?
And they're looking out over a pasture full of cows
Whole f**king pasture
And the young bull turns to the old bull, and he goes, "I got this really good idea."
And they old bull's like, "Yeah?"

And I tried to tell you before
That that's why I left California
"Yeah," he's like, "yeah, yeah, I got this really good idea.
Let's run down that hill and f**k one of those cows."
And the old bull just looks at him, you know he's just looking at him
He's like, "Look, I got a better idea."
And the young bull's like, "Oh yeah, what's your f**king brilliant idea?" And the old bull goes...

And I tried to tell you before
That that's why I left California

And the old bull goes, "Let's walk down that hill and f**k all of those cows, dig?"
You know, like he ain't been in town long or something, I dunno

And I tried to tell you before
That that's why I left California