| Lil Kim is authoring a fictional (read: non-autiobiographical) book, to be published on St. Martin’s Press. Whoopee! More proof that life is like a Johnny Cash song: Country singer Billy Joe Shaver is wanted for a shooting a man in Austin, Texas. We missed our Mets, but apparently not as much as the Hold Steady missed the Twins, judging by their Metrodome-approved version of “Take Me Out to the Ballgame.” Not be outdone by cracked-out Brit import Amy Winehouse, Lady Sovereign has cancelle |