Baby On Board?

Back in '99-- when the most divisive issue in our country was whether you were a Britney person or Christina person-- I declared my allegience to Miss Aguilera. Sure, there were times I regretted my decision; Britney dancing with the snake and Christina adding that unneccesary 'r' to 'dirty' stand out-- but I stuck by her. And in light of recent events, I'm confident I made the right decision. In fact, some might say that this is the single best stretch of time to be in Christina's camp. That's why this news hurts-- Christina Aguilera may be pregnant. According to I Don't Like You In ThatWay via The NY Daily News: She came in with her husband [Jordan Bratman], and he sat in one of the big chairs and let her do her shopping...They said they don't know what they're having...They seemed really excited. She was talking to [another customer] and she said she took a home pregnancy test and that it was positive. If Christina really is pregnant I won't know what to do. I think I'm too old and out of touch to find myself a replacement. Where would I begin? Do I have to re-examine the class of '99 and go with one of the old-timers like Jessica Simpson or Mandy Moore? Or Robyn? Is Robyn available? Or would I have to pick a new girl like a Pussycat Doll? Or Jojo? How old is Jojo? Am I even allowed to type that? Who's this Hannah Montana I keep reading about? Hello? Can somebody help me? Anybody? This is all too much to handle. Thanks Britney and Christina... thanks for nothing.
	Published: 2007-02-21 Provider: Best Week Ever
Keywords: Entertainment