| • J. Lo contemplates following in her father's Scientology footsteps, possibly in hopes of attributing Gigli and Jersey Girl to evil Xenu. • Eva Longoria apparently mistook the SAG awards for a Statue of Liberty inspired toga party. • Friends rally behind Isaiah Washington, claiming he's an equal-opportunity asshole. • Carmen Electra and Joan Jett possibly having crazy lesbian boinkfests? • Us Weekly bravely proclaims Ugly Betty to be "beautiful," before returning to th |