Britney Spears Needs To Take Cyndi Lauper Up On Her Offer

Britney Spears has once again been invited to join the True Colors tour, aka Travelin' Gay Woodstock. The tour is headed up by Cyndi Lauper, and on its second go-round of promoting gay rights. 2008's line-up features Cyndi, the B-52's, the Indigo Girls, Tegan & Sara and Carson Kressley. He has a band? Anyway, Britney was asked to join the revue last summer but she declined on account of crazy. Cyndi is trying again this year, and Britney has once again been approached. She should totally do this. The gays are the only ones who are going to stick by her. They love a a human car accident. This could be her shining comeback moment. This could be how the movie ends. In triumph! Didn't you ever see "What's Love Got To Do With It?" Do it, Britney! By the way, the tour starts in my hometown of Boston on May 31st. Here's my review of last year's tour which I wrote while totally wasted. If they need me to MC, just ask. If you weren't aware, I'm a very big deal here in Beantown. Ok, I'm totally not but shut up, I have my dreams and self-delusion! Photos: WENN 15 more photos of Britney Spears after running into that metal bar, and photos of her flashing her underwear as she maneuvers herself into a car, are after the jump.
	Published: 2008-03-09 Provider: A Socialite's Life