Mariah Carey's Dog Has Had Enough

Mariah Carey is demented. Imagine being her pet? Before the insta-wedding chaos, Mariah was at the premiere of her new flick Tennessee, and sporting a pink Hello Kitty Band-Aid on her hand. It turns out that her beloved pooch Jack turned on her ass and chomped down. You try being dressed in a unicorn costume! "People keep shaking my hand really hard, like 'hi' and I'm like 'get off my freaking dog bite!'" she said to the press. "So anyways, if I'm wearing a band-aid, I thought it might as well be a cute one. Everyone's making it a whole dramatic moment about the band-aid. Golly. Really! It's a band-aid." Did she actually say "golly?" The film's producer quickly stepped in to assure the press that Mariah didn't put Jack in the oven for his betrayal. "Jack is very important to her. She's very loving with him. If you don't have kids, animals are extra important to you," said executive producer Sarah Siegel Magnuss. Flash forward six months from now to Nick Cannon with Jack in a backpack rappelling down the wall of Mariah's high-rise at 2 AM. He's wearing a pink Prince Charming costume and sobbing, not caring if he falls 25 stories because it still means he escaped from Mariah's insane stunted youth fairy tale kingdom. Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online
	Published: 2008-05-07 Provider: A Socialite's Life