| DARK KNIGHTCLUB: Heath Ledger's father will finish the construction of his son's nautical-themed bar in Brooklyn, WC. I really think this bar should win a Best Supporting Bar Award, and I am not just saying that because he died. (Down By The Hipster) AKEELAH AND THE BEE: Sonic Youth is releasing a Starbucks compilation, though it's hard to get mad at them, given that there are only two record stores left in the United States and they're both inside Austin dorm room closets. (Brooklyn Vegan). CROW YOUR OWN WAY: Sheryl Crow is NOT joining Fleetwood Mac. Wait, let me back up. There was apparently a rumor about Sheryl Crow joining Fleetwood Mac, but it is untrue. Wait, let me back up some more. Fleetwood Mac still exists. (CNN) LOTTA BABIES THIS MONTH: Jessica Alba's baby is pretty hot, but I'd still probably rather sleep with Jessica Biel. (OK! Magazine) POWER GLOVE: This ridiculous baseball flip looks like the kind of thing your little brother keeps trying and f*cking up in the backyard and when you try to take the ball back from him he goes "no wait wait seriously, I'll get it this time" and after nine tries you punch him in the crotch. (Deadspin) |