BREAKING NEWS: Faith Hill Is NOT Pregnant!

You can drop your water cooler cups and stop your speculating/worrying/hourly phone calls to try to reach your parents, everyone, because Faith Hill, who you probably thought was pregnant and were talking about whether or not she was pregnant and you personally were leaning towards being pretty sure that she is pregnant, is not, in fact, pregnant: In the wake of much online speculation, Faith Hill’s rep tells Usmagazine.com the country singer "is not pregnant." Photos of Hill in a flowy top at the CMT Music Awards in Nashville on Monday sparked the rumors. WHOOAAAA!!! How 'bout a SPOILER ALERT before you drop a bomb like that, Us Weekly? There goes my afternoon, if not my entire remainder of the calendar year of 2008 and possibly the decade. Faith Hill is NOT pregnant?? But she wore that flowy top at the CMT Awards!! How do you explain that? A flowy top, not a flow-less top. Flowy equals baby. Bam! Argument proven. You're full of sh*t, Faith Hill's Representative. Don't think for a second that we're done talking about this. After the jump, more breaking news about celebrities who are not pregnant! The following celebrities are also not pregnant: Halle Berry Ellen Page Jennifer Lopez Charlize Theron or something The cast of "Ocean's Eleven" Jenny McCarthy Bridgette Nielsen The LaBeouf (though the same can't be said for anyone within 100 feet of him) All other males on Earth besides the Pregnant Transman NOTE TO OTHER GOSSIP SITES -- Be sure to credit BWE.tv if you use any of this exclusive, breaking news about these celebrity non-pregnancies, which I know you will.
	Published: 2008-04-15 Provider: Best Week Ever
Keywords: Entertainment