I watched Austin Powers 2 the other day and I saw Burt Bacharach (on piano) and Elvis Costello (on guitar) playing this, and I decided I'd have a go.Enjoy. =)Peace & Love.LYRICS:What do you get when you fall in love?A guy with a pin to burst your bubbleThat's what you get for all your troubleI'll never fall in love againI'll never fall in love againWhat do you get when you kiss a guy?You get enough germs to catch pneumoniaAfter you do he'll never phone youI'll never fall in love againI'll never fall in love againDon't tell me what it's all about'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm outOut of those chains those chains that bind youThat is why I'm here to remind youWhat do you get when you fall in love?You get enough tears to fill an oceanThat's what you get for your devotionI'll never fall in love againI'll never fall in love againDon't tell me what it's all about'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm outOut of those chains those chains that bind youThat is why I'm here to remind youWhat do you get when you fall in love?You only get lies and pain and sorrowSo for at least until tomorrowI'll never fall in love againI'll never fall in love