Scarlett Cutting A Demo?

(WENN) Scarlett made some comment while presenting at the Grammy Awards about recording her own album . That wasn't a joke? You know when they write those terrible jokes for award presenters? And they have to be stoically humiliated when no one laughs? The ones that make me cringe and lower the volume? I have anxiety issues. Last week at the Grammys, actress Scarlett Johansson -- who has been spotted with newly single Justin Timberlake -- revealed to the crowd that she is, in fact, making her very own first album. Johansson was on stage presenting the Album of the Year award with the legendary Don Henley when she made the announcement. Way to steal Don's spotlight, Scarjo. It sounds like a joke. Can she sing? If she can cut a hot track as good as when Gwnyeth dueted with Huey Lewis, I'll be satisfied. That song still makes the rounds on my iPod. Hopefully she writes a Tori Amos-type number about how Issac Mizrahi molested her boobies. That was ugly, and a song about it could open a lot of doors for people who have been molested by wacky queens on live TV.
	Published: 2007-02-15 Provider: A Socialite's Life