| NUMBER ONE WITH A MULLET: Kid Rock scored his first #1 on the Billboard Charts with his album "Rock n' Roll Jesus". Unless, of course, you count all those times he physically peed on the Billboard charts. (Variety) UNIRONIC SHIRT: Britney Spears shows off her giant novelty "F--- Off Lover Boy" jacket to a bunch of photographers with film in their cameras. Next up in the Brit wardrobe? Her "Big Johnson Pop Star" t-shirt. (Us Weekly) FUTURE SURREAL LIFE CONTESTANTS: Did you know Dionne Warwick, O.J. Simpson, and Sinbad all owe money in back taxes? Also, did you know that negative annual earnings still get taxed? (TMZ) CHEATIN'? ME??? NAAAAAOOOOOOOO!!!: Has an online poker site been rigging games to make the site's owners secretly win? And does this mean that the "Queen-Seven Mega Secretflush" isn't a real hand? (Freakonomics) STARVING ARTIST: It's not easy being Paul F. Tompkins, but it is, in fact, extremely easy to enjoy reading his interviews. (Brian M. Palmer) |