| DRUNKARD #1: Judging by her tour rider, Diana Krall could become the American Amy Winehouse. (The Smoking Gun) DRUNKARD #2: For someone who spends all their time with a guy who makes booze brands such an integral part of his art, Beyonce's claims of sobriety sound as fake as her hair. (24/Sizzler) BAGHDAD BLOCKBUSTERS: Someone has finally gotten around to making posters for the horror movie that is Iraq. (Radar Online) NEW PICTURE COMMENT: Matt Lauer REALLY wants to know what could be going on in those Miss New Jersey blackmail photos, but considering where she's from, I'd guess it involves Smirnoff Ice Sour Apple beverages, some guy with a lot of hair gel, and a Trans-Am. (Jezebel) CAMEO: BWE panelist Doug Benson makes a guest appearance as a corporate security guy in some bizarre McSweeney's humor piece. (McSweeney's) |