Once there was a fellow and his name was Buzz
He was just a rookie cop, just a baby Fuzz
He patroled the Sunset Strip in the land of the free and the home of the hip
He protected you and me until he met a girl called Alice D

Alice was the girl that all the hippies dread
And they called her sweet Alice the headAlice it was plain to see, was full of pot and LSD
She'd attract a great big crowd, because her inner piece was much too loud
Good Buzz did the thing that good Fuzz must
Stuck his gun in Alice's back and said "This is a bust"
Shone the flashlight in her eyes, she began to hypnotise
Buzz said "What a wild sensation, guess this must be hallucination"
Love is so sensational, when you fall in love with eyes dilational
Now they're taking pills in shops, Buzz is not afraid of Watts
Buzz and Alice D have shown the way of where the fuzz might be some day
Buzz is still a cop of course, he's the pusher on the porch
He's protecting you and me from evil women like poor Alice D