| The moment Prince Charles turned to French President Nicolas Sarkozy to small talk on the Heathrow runway, Camilla P-Bowlz got up in the grill of new French First Lady, model Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, to warn her: "I may be older than you, I may be less attractive, I may use my husband as a human tampon... but I am the Duchess of F**king Cornwall, you got it? You see this hat?! I killed that leopard in a staring contest. Don't push me, Bruni." PS: Funniest optical illusion ever? |