1 For Celebs, 28 Million-Trillion for Paparazzi

From A SOCIALITES LIFE -- Fact, the paparazzi have been chasing people for ages. Fiction, they do not drive "celebrities" crazy. Sienna Miller's friend landed in court from manhandling these photo-stalkers with the age ole steal-the-keys maneuver. Check out the case results, after the jump! Sienna Miller's Knight In Shining Armor Beats The Rap Did she plan this look when she was sitting in the car? This is so the end of "Girl Interrupted". We get it, you've been through the wars and back. It's not that serious. Otis Ferry, son of Bryan Ferry, was cleared of all charges of criminal damage for snatching the keys of paparazzi who were chasing Sienna Miller. The incident took place after last year's Bafta awards. Sienna testified that Otis snatched the keys of two paps after Sienna felt "hunted" by the "frenzied" photographers and expressed worry that they might follow her ass home. Bryan Ferry, lead singer of Roxy Music and solo artiste, named his kid Otis? Ugh. Why? Someone who has so many hot songs should not be naming their child Otis. Then again, I want to name a kid Milo. I don't actually want a kid, just to name one. And then you can take him. As for Sienna Miller, the only person she had to worry about following her home last year was Kim Porter. Seeing as she kept trying to tap Diddy's ass every chance she could before Kim dumped him. Photos: WENN
	Published: 2008-02-12 Provider: VH1