Well, your the first car in an hour or so
I'm glad you stopped in,
It's sure been slow around here today,
Just like everyday.

Well, I couldn't help but notice your California plate
And I thought I recognized that name on your credit card,
Your a movie star
Well, I can't wait to get back home, to tell all my buddies,
That I met one of the most famous people in the country.

Well, I only go to movies when I'm down in Bowlin' Green
The cable don't come out this far so I never watch tv
I know you played in something but I'm gonna need some help
Wait, weren't you in cannonball run? No, ah well.

Allow me to introduce myself, the name ain't John,
This is somebody else's greasy shirt, my names KurtThis is the town that I grew up in never seen L.A.
The closest I been to Hollywood is Dollywood.

But when you get back to Beverly Hills,
You can tell all your buddies that you met
One of the most famous people in the country.

'Cause I caught the record smallmouth out on Kentucky lake
And I threw the winning touchdown passThe night that we won state
And I'm still signin' autographs after all these years
Oh yeah, I guess I'm gonna need your'un,
Sign, um, here.

I'm thinkin' 'bout doin' some actin' someday
If I ever make it out to L.A.
Can I give you a shout, maybe crash on your couch
If you hear of any roles that are floatin' around That put me and Ashley Judd makin' out
In a steamy love-scene, I'd work pretty cheap.

If the phones are down, just ask around,
You'll get ahold of me
'Cause I'm one of the most famous people
In the country.

You're talkin' to one of the most famous people in the country
6 pack, it was, wasn't it, you're in that movie 6 pack
You look alot thinner and younger on tv
Are you gaining weight for a role or something?

I'm serious about that Ashley Judd thing
I would work for free.
Have you ever met Dolly Parton?
Those are some famous people, ha, if you know what I mean.