''Chorus'':
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

You're so fine, I want you mine, You're so delicious
I think about you all the time, You're so addictive
Don't you know what I can do to make you feel all right?

Don't pretend, I think you know I'm damn precious
And hell yeah, I'm the mother fucking princess
I can tell you like me too, and you know I'm right

She's like, so whatever
You can do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

I can see the way, I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away, I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again (and again, and again, and again)

So come over here and tell me what I wanna hear
Or better, yet, make your girlfriend disappear
I don't wanna hear you say her name ever again (and again, and again, and again)

Because...

She's like so whatever
You can do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in
She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?

In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in
She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

Hey Hey!
</lyrics>
<nowiki>*</nowiki> The radio version of this song uses "one and only" in place of the expletive. The clean version of this song available on iTunes simply removes the offending F word.
==Chorus==
The chorus in each of the eight available versions is sung in its own language.

===English===
<lyrics>
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend
</lyrics>

===Spanish===
<lyrics>
Ey, Ey, tú, tú
Odio a tu novia
No, no, no, noNecesitas una nueva
Hey, hey, yo, yo
Podría ser tu novia

Ey, Ey, tú, tú
Yo sé que me gustas
No, no, no, no
No es un secreto
Hey, hey, tú, tú
Yo quiero ser tu novia
</lyrics>

===French===
<lyrics>
Hey, Hey, you, you
Je n'aime pas ta copine
No way no way
T'as besoin d'une nouvelle
Hey, hey, you, you
Je serai ta copine!

Hey, Hey, you, you
Je sais que tu m'aimes bien
No way no way
Ce n'est pas un secret
Hey, Hey, toi, toi
Je serai ta copine!
</lyrics>

===German===
<lyrics>
Hey! Hey! Du! Du!
Ich mag deine Freundin nicht
No way! No way!
Ich glaub du brauchst 'ne neue
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Ich könnte deine Freundin sein

Hey! Hey! Du! Du!
Ich weiß, dass du mich gern hast
No way! No way!
Es ist kein Geheimnis
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Ich möchte deine Freundin sein
</lyrics>
===Italian===
<lyrics>
Hey Hey You You
Non amo tua ragazza
No way No way
Trova una nuova
Hey Hey You You
Sarò la tua ragazza

Hey Hey You You
So che ti piaccio
No way No way
Non è un segreto
Hey Hey You You
Sarò la tua ragazza
</lyrics>

===Portuguese===
'''''Note:''' Avril uses {{wp|Brazilian portuguese|Brazilian Portuguese}} in singing this version.''
<lyrics>
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Não gosto da sua namorada
No Way! No Way!
Eu acho que você precisa de uma nova
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Eu posso ser a namorada

Hey! Hey! You! You!
Eu sei que você gosta de mim
No Way! No Way!
Você sabe que isso não é um segredo
Hey Hey You You
Eu quero ser sua namorada!
</lyrics>

===Japanese===
{{Translation|Japanese}}
====Kanji====
<lyrics>
Hey hey ????????
???? ???????
Hey hey ??????????????
Hey hey ???????????
No way no way ??????
Hey Hey ??????????
</lyrics>
||
====Romaji====
<lyrics>
Hey hey ano ko wa imaichi
Ne ne atarashii ko hitsuyou
Hey hey atashi nante iin janai
Hey hey atashi ni wa wakatteru
No way no way himitsu janai
Hey hey atashi ga natteageru
</lyrics>
|}

===Mandarin===
''Presented with transliteration''
<lyrics>

Simplified Chinese (China):

Hey hey you you
???????? [w? bù x? hu?n n? n? péng y?u] (Waw boo she hwan knee nooh pung yo)
No way no way
??????? [n? x? yào y? gè x?n de] (knee shoo yow yee guh sheen duh)
Hey hey you you
????????? [w? k? néng huì shì n? n? péng y?u] (Waw kuh nung hway shir knee duh nooh pung yo)
Hey hey you you
??????? [w? zh? dào n? x? hu?n w?] (Waw jir dow knee she hwan waw)
No way no way
?????? [bù shì y? gè mì mì] (Boo shih yee guh mi mi)
Hey hey you you
???????? [w? yào d?ng n? de n? péng y?u] (Waw yow dong knee duh nooh pung yo)


Traditional Chinese (Taiwan):
Hey, hey, you, you,
????????
No way, no way,
???????
Hey, hey, you, you,
????????
Hey, hey, you, you,
???????
No way, no way,
??????
Hey, hey, you, you,
????????